If Money Could Talk

In November, Hyung Yang was arrested for operating a motor vehicle with a suspended/revoked drivers license in DeKalb County, GA.

This was the official mugshot of Mr. Yang that authorities released:

 Mugshot: Hyung Yang

I expected the 170 pound Yang to be more visible in the image, but somehow he was able to blend in with his possessions. 

Not being able to find the defendant, I then focused on the $180 or so in cash. 

What if money could talk?*

What would it want to buy?

Corn dogs?

A fairy princess outfit?


Unfortunately, I think Mr. Yang's funds were used to secure his bond from jail, but there is hope for the money in your wallet or purse.

What is your money demanding to be spent on?

*Confession: Seeing the money in the photo triggered a memory of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode in which Mr. Krabs' cash speaks to him and demands to be spent on certain items like corn dogs, fairy princess outfits, and diapers.  

The transcript of that episode, Money Talks, is here

Mental Illness

As a child, I had books of baseball and football cards.

In one of those albums was a card of San Diego Chargers quarterback Jesse Freitas.

Freitas attended Stanford and San Diego State universities, and played for the Chargers in the 1970s.

Last Thursday, Jesse Lee Freitas was committed by a California judge to three years (max) in the Atascadero State Hospital.

The sixty-two year old former football player has battled mental illness for years.

This won't be his first stay at a psychiatric hospital, as Freitas was ordered there in 2012 as well.

Over the past several years, he has been arrested for a variety of crimes including theft, arson, hit-and-run, violation of protection orders, and has been under a variety of court-ordered supervision methods.

He has a reputation for refusing to take his doctor-ordered medications; even flushing them down the toilet while incarcerated.

During a 2012 court hearing, he told the judge he was through not taking his meds--that he wanted change.

Sadly, he was not able to deliver his promise, and his erratic and violent behaviors continued.


The US criminal justice system is well populated with those like Freitas.

Individuals struggling with mental health issues.

Individuals that families have tried unsuccessfully to help.

Individuals that police are then called to deal with at 3 am on a Saturday.

In an attempt to better educate police about the mentally ill, an important training session was held in February in Virginia.

At that class, former firefighter James Gibson told his personal struggles with mental illness to officers from Chesterfield County.

Gibson reminded officers how life can change in an instant, and discussed how his behavioral problems resulted in him being committed to a secure psychiatric facility.

I hope other police agencies in the US consider innovative training like Chesterfield County did.

Officers can then improve themselves for future encounters with the mentally ill.

And better support citizens with loved ones battling these illnesses; as the families of Jesse Freitas and James Gibson do on a daily basis.

Should Have Dated a Hygienist

I switched dentists recently, and the hygienist jabbing and scraping me at my appointment was named Kyleen.

She is very nice, and we have lots in common.

She runs and enjoyed talking about her previous "mudders" and other endurance challenges.

It made me think about how well that I always hit-it-off with those cleaning my teeth.

There was the twenty-something who laughed about her one-year stay at a big state university. And for just two semesters, she seemed to have an endless bag of stories. She said she did not study much, but sure had a load of fun.

Then there was the middle-aged artist. She had traveled extensively out West, and we shared favorite stops along Route 66.

Finally, the "mom" had lots to talk about as well. Her son wanted to be a police officer, and she expressed her hopes and concerns via long crime discussions, breaking the conversation briefly with an occasional order to "open wide" or "close just a bit."

Maybe I should have focused on dating dental hygienists exclusively when I was a single guy.

I do wonder something though.

Would my time with them be less enjoyable if I could get a few words in edgewise?

I mean the hygienists dominate the conversation during cleanings as I recline with a mouth full of metallic objects and spraying water.

Ha, perhaps that is for the best.

Is there a particular occupation that you have always had good rapport with?

Samo Returns Home

And crime news from where "the wind comes sweeping down the plain" as one who was lost has now been found:

(NORMAN, OK) “Samo Ducky,” the 200-pound, yellow plaster duck that was the prototype for a series of Fiberglas duck sculptures in parks across Norman, was discovered missing Thursday from its spot in Lions Park... Samo was stolen sometime between Wednesday night and Thursday morning but has been found.

A resident... saw the duck and called police officials about 5:15 p.m. A short time later, the duck was found near the roadway... Arrangements have been made to ensure that the duck returns home…
Norman police say they are investigating the theft. Up to four people probably were necessary to remove the sculpture from the park...
Dare I characterize Samo's recovery as "another case quacked?"

Perhaps Norman police will be assigning a "quack squad" of detectives to investigate this theft?

Do you think that this disturbing crime "ruffled a few feathers?"

Did I miss any duck references?

Are my attempts at humor lame or what?

I do ask that you cut me some slack today. I watched snow flurries fall last night. It is mid-April. That is wrong on so many levels...

Missing in Jacksonville

Authorities in Jacksonville, Florida are investigating the disappearance of 39-year-old Vernon Stephens late Friday night.

Vernon Stephens

Stephens' car was evidently broken down and unoccupied on the Mathews Bridge in Jacksonville, when it was struck by another car. That driver was transported to the hospital, but police have not located Mr. Stephens.

Authorities are unsure if he fell into the water below.

Emergency personnel, including the Coast Guard, searched the bridge area on Saturday and Sunday, but nothing has been found.

In 2004, safety measures for the bridge were improved after a vehicle collision occurred, and one of the drivers (Donna Campbell) fell to her death.

Reading about the search for Mr. Stephens reminded me of how simply being stuck on an Interstate bridge with traffic whizzing by is such a lousy feeling.

Do you just sit there and wait or get out of your vehicle and look under your hood?

Now with mobile phones, it is much easier to stay with your vehicle and get help, but several years ago there was always the dilemma of: walk to get someone or sit and wait for assistance?

I remember as a young patrol officer helping a stranded motorist stuck on a busy tall bridge.

I had all my lights activated, but after watching the crazy driving in my rearview mirror, I made the wise decision to buckle my seat belt while waiting.

Not ten minutes later, a driver lost control of his vehicle and slammed into the back of my cruiser.

My reward was a cut hand and a trip to the doctor for a shot.

My prayers are with the missing Vernon Stephens and his family--that there is another explanation for his disappearance.

Since the location is a high traffic area, police are hoping that a witness will come forward and provide information about the incident--either reporting the man walking from his vehicle prior to the crash or that he was standing nearby.

Such details would certainly help with the search.

He was last seen wearing a pink shirt, gray pants, and dress shoes.

Click here to read more of my missing persons post or here for my missing person monday posts


UPDATE 4/14/2014 @ 7:30 pm

Jacksonville police confirmed today that the body found by a fisherman in the water this morning is that of Vernon Stephens.

Reportedly, the find was about 3 miles downstream from the bridge. Police continue to investigate, and described the other driver as "inattentive" and "speeding" when he struck Stephens' disabled vehicle. My condolences to the deceased man's family.

Will Searches for Cursive Documents Top Lady Gaga?

Should cursive writing still be required teaching in schools?

I was reading about that debate the other day.

I have not written in cursive since junior high, my signature is a combination of cursive and unique printed text (resembles an illegible doctor's signature), and I cannot remember the last time that I read something that was written in cursive.

As such, I am just peachy with cursive being taught at home or as an elective--I see it as one less topic that teachers are required to cover.

Representative Shelia Butt (R) is sponsoring a bill in Tennessee to mandate cursive be taught in schools.

I did laugh after reading this article where Ms. Butt explains her position:

...Butt said her motivation to craft the bill came after parents complained to her that their children were unable to read handwritten assignments…

"I found out that in my county there were high school juniors and seniors who could not read a cursive writing assignment a teacher had written on the board," she told FoxNews.com. "And there were juniors and seniors who did not have a cursive signature to write on a legal document."

Tennessee is one of at least six states with lawmakers urging that cursive by mandatory. Five other states -- North Carolina, California, Georgia, Massachusetts and Virginia -- already have laws in place to make sure students learn to read and write in script...

Wow, all this trouble for that?

Why not just have teachers print the assignment on the board and then give students a one-time 30 minute class that teaches how to create a signature?

The representative also added that students who cannot read cursive writing are unable to read the original images of the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights online.

Yes, I am sure accessing the originals of those historical documents by individuals fluent in cursive ranks up there at the top of Google searches with "hilarious cat video" and "Lady Gaga."

What do you think?

Should cursive writing be a mandatory subject for 2nd/3rd graders?

I Got Rhythm

I was shocked to learn that on YouTube a video exists of me at a music lesson from a few years back.

In the following, I am the one with the hat…

Ok, so that was the much better looking Fozzie Bear playing the part of me.

When I was an undergrad back in the day, I took piano lessons.

My brilliant yet socially challenged piano instructor, graduate of the Juilliard School, told me that I had no rhythm. She said that my mother must not have properly bounced me on her knee when I was an infant.

I wanted to reply to Mrs. Fancy Music Pants that mom did pretty well with me when I was a baby considering she was alone in California, 1,660 miles from her closest family member, and only receiving periodic letters from my father/her husband who was then slogging through Vietnamese rice paddy fields and plucking leeches from his body as a Marine in his second tour of duty.

Instead, I just smiled.

Knowing that she was right about the no rhythm--and I never have found that elusive rhythm thing either.

Sad Ending: Katelyn Markham Missing

I was going through blog posts that I still needed to finish, and I saw that I had started a draft on a missing woman from Ohio named Katelyn Markham.

I remember a reporter had commented awhile back suggesting that I look into that case.

I get lots of those requests, and wish I could handle them all, but rather than just repeat information that is already online, I select missing persons and crime stories that I feel like I have something to contribute to the discussion.

This was one that I did not have a chance to research much.

Here is what was known...

On August 13, 2011, John Carter, Katelyn's fiance, received a message from Katelyn just before 1 am. Evidently, the contents of the message were normal and did not indicate any reason for alarm.

When the man learned that his fiancé did not show up for work later that day, and her car was found parked outside her residence, he and other family members entered her townhouse to check her welfare.

Reportedly, they found everything inside apparently in order--other than her dog having been put in the bedroom for what appeared to have been awhile.

There was no sign of forced entry. Katelyn's purse and keys were there.

The woman's cell phone was missing and authorities learned that it had been turned off around 1 am.

Ohio police had been investigating the case as a missing person since August 14, 2011.

Until April of last year when a man looking for scrap metal less than 30 miles from Katelyn's residence, found human remains instead:
CEDAR GROVE, Ind. —The man who found the remains of Katelyn Markham says it didn't appear anyone tried to hide her body…

Andy Hicks told...that he was searching for scrap metal along Big Cedar Creek in Franklin County on April 7 when he found a human jawbone.

 He said he then saw a skull inside a Kroger bag and some other bones nearby. Hicks said there was some hair, but it appears that the remains were almost completely decomposed.

Hicks said that it appeared that someone had dumped a load of trash on top of or near the body at some point, but not in a way that would have kept it hidden...
Authorities ruled the woman's death a homicide, and they are still trying to piece together what happened.

My belated condolences to the Markham family.

With some of the unreleased evidence that authorities have, I hope they are able to arrest the person responsible for this murder.

The family maintains a memorial page here.