Note: I'll have my regular Monday missing person post online tomorrow.
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This post is to meet the requirements of the recent recognition that I have undeservedly received.
Many thanks to
Ann T. Hathaway and
My Husband's Watching for the blog awards.


Also, thanks to
Hurstburst for tagging me.
These three talented authors host entertaining sites and I enjoy visiting.
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First the awards.
I chose to combine the recognition rules listed (
here and
here), and bestow the same awards on the following seven excellent bloggers (no pressure to participate of course):
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Amy Elizabeth at Windy City Whimsy-Compassionate person with an interest in sports cars.
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ALH at Kind of That Girl--Fantastic author whose secret creative writing spot involves a bridge.
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Lipstick at the Mailbox --Mom, pharmacist, and caring Southerner who recently showed off her ability to throw a spiral with a football.
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A Doc 2 Be--Honest, intelligent, and interesting topics that often detail the author's challenges in pursuing a new career.
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Dan at the Art of Panic--Dr. Dan combines interesting and informed commentary with superb writing.
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Junie at JavaJune--Great writing, great photography, and a contagious positive outlook on life.
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Katherine at Poems from the Battlefield--A caring person who combined her talents in poetry and photography to recently publish a book.
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Here are "Seven Interesting Things" about me*:
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Note: Interesting may not apply to any of these and I had to review a previous related post to ensure I was not being redundant.1) Several relatives in my family truly believe that am a traitor for moving north of the Mason Dixon line. In general, folks up North consider Southerners stupid in a court jester sort of way while residents from the South use "Yankee" as an expletive—and mean it.
2) Though I like to read about other nations, I have only left the US one time. Several years ago I took a trip to a police conference in Montreal. As a result, my blog will not contain any insights on international travel or politics.
3) My biggest challenge in the police academy was maneuvering through the driving course backwards. I had to sneak out to the track for lots of extra practice and the traffic cone fatality rate for the county has not been higher since I graduated.
4) Our family consists of three children: a nine-year old, and twin three-year olds (a boy and a girl). I am the disciplinarian of the family.
{LONG PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER TO STOP}
What is that bit of wisdom from the yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea:
“Don’t worry Patrick, they are not laughing at us. They are laughing next to us.”5) After a weightlifting accident that resulted in a 45 lbs plate sliding off a bench press bar and breaking my 9th grade baseball coach’s foot, I was inexplicably cut from the team a few weeks later. Go figure.
Note: I did redeem myself the following years and was contacted by a JUCO coach about playing for his team after high school.6) I was elected president of my fraternity in college, not in recognition of my leadership potential or abilities, but for the sole reason that I was most likely to be sober at organizational events.
7) Just to clarify the “former police officer” label--I really did not leave policing through termination (due to arrest, indictment, scandal, etc.), but chose to do so rather than start all over again with a new agency and no seniority after we decided to start a family and move north to be closer to my wife’s relatives.
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In regard to
Hurstburst's "8 or 80 Things that You Need to Know About" tag, here are my responses:
8 TV shows I watch:I don’t watch any television shows regularly. I watch some news, sports, the Discovery Channel, and related.
8 favorite places to eat and drink:With twins and our schedules, we don’t get out much. In ten years, I’ll be able to answer this question better—once the kids learn that dad is not cool but a moron.
8 things I look forward to:•Warm weather
•Regular workouts again
•Seeing my relatives in Texas
•Traveling
•Talking about crime
•Reading
•Annual visits to the ocean
•Playing tennis with family
8 things that happened yesterday:•Watched health videos and completed online surveys so that we would qualify for insurance discounts (painful...)
•Played with kids
•Coordinated 3 am bathroom/diaper change needs
•Washed dishes
•Listened to the Mrs. read a portion of a gifted student’s paper
•Talked to my father on the phone
•Played Monopoly with the older son
•Pushed the little girl on her swing
8 things I love about winter:•The end
•Snow on Saturday and Sunday
•Christmas
•Football
•Basketball
•Wearing a hooded sweatshirt often
•Soups
•Sleeping with covers
8 things on my wish list:•Better dad
•Better husband
•Better son
•Learning more patience
•Write 4 times per week
•Run 4 times per week (when the weather warms)
•Continue to work with families of missing persons
•Speak less and say more
8 things I am passionate about•My faith in Jesus Christ
•Crime and Criminal Justice
•Missing Persons
•My family
•Blogging
•Fatherhood
•Being charitable
•Sports
8 words or phrases I use often •Articulate
•No
•Informed opinion
•J’eet? (southern for “did you eat?”)
•Yall
•Bloom where you are planted.
•Enjoy
•Who needs to go to the bathroom?
8 things I have learned from the past•History repeats
•Stuff clusters
•I only think I can run as fast as I could in high school
•Leaving my keys in the front door lock overnight is not safety conscious
•Almost every situation is not as bad upon reflection
•Being a parent is a great excuse to act like a kid again
•As I get older, cold swimming pool water is unappealing
•No good deed goes unpunished
8 things I want/needNone—I am content.
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Ok, thanks for hanging with me for this 1,000+ word post. Back to regularly scheduled programming tomorrow.