The damage that unauthorized video tapes can do to a person professionally and personally is unmeasured.
Unfortunately, we currently have private family footage of our four-year-old daughter, "Sissy," smiling while using her hand and armpit to replicate the unmistakable sound of loud flatulence.
It is obvious that she spends too much time with her two brothers.
If these tapes are released to the public in the future, it could very well cost her an important election, a job or promotion, or maybe even prevent her entry into Harvard or Yale.
For the time being, she is focused on the short-term and content with impressing her father and siblings.
No, I did not correct Sissy's stance and arm angle to deliver maximum noise.
Ok, maybe a little.
Well, at least my instruction was not recorded...
1 day ago