Fail: Deceiving the Police

Note to potential law-breakers--an essential component in the art of deception is believability.

For instance, giving a false name and identification information verbally to an officer and having he/she consider it, requires that you can spell the full name and provide a date of birth accurately when prompted multiple times.

Providing a reasonable fake ID to the same officer should include a photo and description (height, weight, sex, age, etc.) that, well, resembles you.

And when altering a temporary license tag, review a calendar or two so as not to become confused and do this:

If you do make this mistake, I guarantee that something about a tag displaying the date "March 41, 2011" will resonate as suspicious to even the most distracted police officer.

No duh eh?

Have a good weekend everyone.