What does a predominantly clueless husband say when his wife greets him with "Happy Anniversary" on the morning before he thinks is the actual celebration day of over a dozen years of marriage?
I mean after giving his best deer-in-headlights immitation?
And, conducting a couple second brain search through multiple mental databases to test his strong feeling that: "Man, isn't the 8th on Monday?"
Well, this scatterbrain husband enthusiastically responds as predicted:
"Happy Anniversary, ma'am," and I quick step to the next room to retrieve the prepared gift.
The exchange made for a good laugh a few hours later when the Mrs. confessed that we were celebrating our anniversary a day early.
As any husband does, I'll just save the memory of this minor mishap for later to cancel out one of my future screw-ups--hopefully it will be enough.
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