1) Get-away-car with tinted windows CHECK
2) Get-away-car driver CHECK
3) Tinted license plate cover CHECK
4) Easily accessible target location CHECK
5) Comfortable and stylish clothes CHECK
6) Hat to pull over face CHECK
7) Running shoes CHECK
It seems like I am forgetting something...
I think it is important, but I am drawing a blank...
How could I forget to include a BELT!
I can't make a clean get-away while sagging!
Argh, I'll update the thief list to include something to hold my pants in place next time.
Don't worry, an alert Polk County (FL) Sheriff's deputy later nabbed our bungling thieves after their failed attempt to acquire two 18-packs of Bud Light beer.
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