Mom is off on an afternoon shopping trip, while I am at home with the energetic kiddos.
Dad will need all of his patience.
His creative energies.
And his peace-making skills.
But it is Sunday--pro football is on television.
How can a dad mediate those complex child disputes and promote physical activity, yet still see a touchdown or two?
Hire a skilled negotiator? A personal trainer?
Bribe the kids?
One retro tool provides a father with a much needed solution.
A one-size-fits-all remedy.
Oh yeah: Socker or Sock'em Boppers.
Three kids and three pairs of Boppers.
Dad sees some NFL action.
And the munchkins get some good exercise resolving their disputes.
Hospitals should issue these to new dads with instructions to open in three years.
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