After several years of testing my craftiness as a Dad playing indoor hide-and-seek, I recently had a startling revelation.
For some unexplained reason, it is not comfortable trying to access places of household concealment like it used to be.
Has anyone else experienced this?
I mean the feeling that the best places (e.g. under the beds, in the backs of junk-filled closets, inside curtain-covered windows, etc.) have shrunk over the years since I started hiding in similar spots in my childhood home.
It is crazy.
Like our house is getting smaller.
Could the beds in our home have somehow moved closer to the ground so that my body does not fit underneath?
I am not sure if you all have a sensible explanation, but I am favoring that alien invaders armed with shrink rays are responsible.
Wait, maybe I don't want to here them.
Have a good weekend everyone.
4 hours ago