Fashion

To further diversify my blog, I thought today I would delve into the world of fashion.

Specifically, jewelry.

Now, I was thinking about a gift for a certain someone. 

Something that was unique yet versatile.

Something natural yet made in America.

Like maybe these earrings.


And I thought poop's best use was as fertilizer. 

So, do you think the Mrs. would enjoy these earrings?

Or a better question may be: how long would I be banished to sleeping in the garage if I presented these treasures gift wrapped?
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This may have been my first and last fashion post.

27 comments:

A Doc 2 Be said...

I could send you Bentley to keep you warm! haha... lolol... hahaha...

vanyelmoon said...

I think you should leave fashion up to to the experts :) I don't think any woman would embrace wearing poop on her ears LOL!

Samantha VĂ©rant said...

Noooooooooooooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ahh, I think the missus would kill you---and then you couldn't write your crime posts!

Pat Hatt said...

I think you'd have to go into the backyard and dig a hole if you even wanted to use the bathroom...LOL poop ears just sounds so wrong.

Miranda Hardy said...

I think you should totally get them for that special someone. Lol

The Blonde Duck said...

My dad works in Alaska, so we have dozens of those. We hang them on the Christmas tree!

Nikole Hahn said...

Oh, I've got to get those!

Elisabeth Hirsch said...

Lol if you go to etsy, they have some great deals on unique earrings. ;)

ladyfi said...

I think they are lovely! And so eco-friendly. What's not to like about them...

Jax said...

Poop earrings are a permanent exile to the dog house. Just sayin...

hahahaha

Maxi said...

What in the world? Are they for real?
If my David were still here he would be banned to the woodshed.

Blessings - Maxi

Sarah Ahiers said...

Hah!
Gross.

Christina Lee said...

*SNORT* Maybe if you didn't tell her what they were made of...but how could you NOT?!?!

Amy Sullivan said...

So, this should be your first of many fashion posts. Ha! That's too funny.

Please do not buy these for your wife. Um, unless you are really looking to sleep on the couch.

terri said...

You KNOW someone is going to buy those! Ick, hahaha!

Beth Zimmerman said...

Ummm ... I thought they were cute when I thought they were wooden beads! WHERE did you find those????

Diane said...

Hoping they have a lot of shellack on them to hold the smell in.... :O)

rachelsjunkinthetrunk said...

Ok I like them! After reading all the post, there may be something wrong with me?????ha!ha!

HonieBriggs said...

I am so getting those to go with the Amazon invisible frog fart necklace my special someone gave me for my birthday.

Ciara said...

I'm so glad you posted this. It is much cheaper than couples therapy.

joanny said...

Ha that is funny,,,, I know a few creative souls on etsy,,, your wife would love or any women would,,
but while we are on the subject of "poop" on a camping trip years ago, my partner and I found dinosaur "poop" my boys use to love taking it to to school on "show and tell" day.

So maybe it would be a hit after-all, and then of course followed up with another gift....

joanny

Janet Johnson said...

Moose nugget?!! ROFL! That is insane! If the Mrs. has a good sense of humor, they are the gift for her. ;)

Unknown said...

SD - Even if the MRS. did have a good sense of humor, I'm not sure if that would transcend the Moose Poop gift. There's jewelry .. and then there's poop. And that's all I'm going to tell you about fashion!!
Loved reading this, though!!

Sue said...

Ew. Ew. Ew.

Elena said...

I guess they're better than a pair of Mr. Hanky earrings, but not much! LOL

Bob G. said...

Slamdunk:
The ONLY "moose droppings" I like are the chocolate-covered almond ones...period!
(and yes, they ARE a regional thing in the great white north)

Stay safe.

Carol Kilgore said...

Oh, that's just too cool. Maybe get them and have them mounted in a shadowbox frame behind glass - LOL.