While researching public databases that include arrest histories for a project, I noticed this one:
Name: Defendant #45635
Date of Arrest: March 10, 2012
Location: Gwinnett County, Georgia
Charge: EXHIBITION OF SPEED/ACCELERATION
The odd charge of "exhibition of speed and acceleration" got me thinking.
When was the last time that I could have been accused of something similar?
Well, I currently drive the same speed as Mr. Magoo (that is slow for all you youngsters), and feel like I run similar to the shelled star from the children's story "The Tortoise and the Hare."
So, unable to identify with this driver's situation, I found that I can definitely relate to the charge against Ms. Brenda Jackson of Snellville, GA:
"MAINTAINING A DISORDERLY HOUSE"
Yes, drop by our house before bedtime on a school night, and you will definitely be exposed to a "disorderly" residence.
Happy Thursday everyone.
At a Beef
6 hours ago