One Hairy Inmate

I did not have time to finish my missing persons post this weekend, so instead I'll offer something less serious.
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I was very glad to see that "Ralph Hunter" was apprehended in Flagler County, Florida last month.


An individual with this much hair can only be considered dangerous:


Ralph Hunter
3-19-2012


Personal Information




Ralph Hunter
Age31 Years OldSexM
Birth Date10-12-1980RaceWhite
Weight225 lbsEye ColorBrown
Height5'11"Hair ColorGray or Partially Gr
Birth PlaceBUNNELLCityPALM COAST, Florida
OccupationUnemployedZip32137
Arrest Information
Arrest Date3-19-2012

Total Bond$350




This mugshot and arrest record were actually posted in a database maintained by the Flagler County (FL) Sheriff's Office and made available to the public.  

It is humorous for an outsider (like me) to see when obvious employee pranking results in an "oops" that was accessible worldwide.

Yea for law enforcement and public information.


And, if Mr. Hunter is 5'11 and 225 lbs. as listed, then that is something I want to see.


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Note: The Flager County Sheriff's Office evidently caught this funny mugshot and removed it from their site, but as they and all of us should know: nothing is ever completely deleted from the Internet--as in this case, it was recorded by multiple sites that search and capture mugshots, including this URL: Flagler County Mugshots.   

40 comments:

Theresa Milstein said...

That's a sharp dressed criminal. But if it is that large, I'd be a little freaked out to run into him.

oceangirl said...

That big adorable eye(s).

Sorta Southern Single Mom said...

Thanks for the Monday morning giggle. I agree with Theresa... most criminals don't dress in such a dignified manner for their mugshot!

Katherine Mercurio Gotthardt said...

LMAO! That's awesome, especially if you are someone who searches criminal databases, which I do. Thanks for the laugh!

Disclaimer: I'm not a stalker or someone who harasses. I like to know who my students are to keep myself grounded in where I am teaching and to better understand where they are coming from. Databases are one way to accomplish this without discussing my students' backgrounds, which I do NOT. Nor do reveal specifics to others. Just ain't right to do otherwise.

Sue said...

Hahahahaha, sooooo funny!!!!

Pat Hatt said...

LMAO they should have let the cat know, he could have scurried down and had a snack.

FashionCherry said...

this blog is hilarious, hahaha, thanks for this awesome post - cheered up my Blue Monday! ;-)

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Miranda Hardy said...

That's great! I'd like to see him too. Lol

Elena said...

Uh-oh Ralph must have escaped...he was just spotted in my bird feeder!

Clarissa Draper said...

That's really funny!

Jeanette Levellie said...

I love this little guy--I hate to see that he was apprehended! I say we start a campaign to free Ralph!

Bob G. said...

Slamdunk:
If this was used as a "test" of their system before they went online...I'm OK with that.
But, since it was never "caught" and left up for a while, one can only wonder how well-trained the operators are...

Not to mention, I've been taking GOOD care of some of Ralph's "relatives" on my patio...
LOL

Tell 'ya one thing...he looks DAMN good for being "31"...!!!
AND...he's one snappy dresser!

Have a great week.

Stay safe.

Creepy Query Girl said...

Ha! Wonder if those guys are still employed.

Jax said...

LOL That was really listed as someone's mugshot? hahahaha I wonder who did that and if they got "reprimanded". lol

Sarah Ahiers said...

HAH! That's awesome!!

Michael Offutt, Tebow Cult Initiate said...

Cute squirrel.

ladyfi said...

That's too funny!

Lydia Kang said...

A five foot, eleven inch rodent is a threat to society, indeed.

Blond Duck said...

Hide the nuts!

Bonnie said...

Whoa, dude. FREE RALPH.


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Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Sometimes you can just tell someone is bad, just from looking at their picture ;-)

carma said...

now those are some folks I'd love to work with. very flattering shot ;-)

blackwatertown said...

I could tell he was a wrong 'un - those are obviously false whiskers.

By the way - I found you via Maxi.

messymimi said...

Hmm, looks a lot like a criminal who used to be a pet of ours. She was a criminal who chewed up some antiques (never have a squirrel as a pet, no matter how cute your Sweetie thinks it would be).

Thanks for the smile.

AB Home Interiors said...

Ha! hat’s great!

Stina Lindenblatt said...

LOL Given his height and weight, I'm thinking I'd rather NOT see him for real. He might mistake me for a nut. Ouch!

Rachel Lloyd said...

Lol.... Where do you find this stuff? Too funny!

Chip Allen said...

If that critter is 5'11" and 225 I don't want to see him. I ain't got enough gun!

BobKat said...

Love it!!! Now that's a mugshot!

Good catch.

Diane said...

Much more handsome than Mel Gibson's..... ;O)

Beth Zimmerman said...

Most attractive mugshot I've seen yet!

Miss Caitlin S. said...

hahah oops- I agree that it is pretty funny. Last Fall I forget what school it was, but a University web page was hacked and it was covered with rival team gear... let me see if I can find the link to it... (2 min later): here it is! http://blog.timesunion.com/hottopics/lsu-fan-shop-website-hacked-displays-rival-alabamas-merchandise/6630/

I do find those things funny even though it sadly has to land on someone's head eventually. :)

Squirrels are my favorite so I enjoy this for more reasons than most.

Maxi said...

After all the comments by us, wonder what this "criminal" would say if he saw our mug shot.

Btw, living in rural Central, Florida we have lots o' these types hangin' around.

Blessings - Maxi

Rachna Chhabria said...
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Rachna Chhabria said...

Mr Ralph Hunter is quite a threat to society!

Candice said...

At least the hair and eye color were right!!

Clara said...

Hahaha absolutely loved this!!
Hum, arresting hairy individuals you say...Run Robin Williams, Run!!!

Selma said...

Someone with whiskers like that just can't be trusted. Hilarious!

Michael Offutt, Tebow Cult Initiate said...

I know people who could do this, but I'm not one of them. I'm not a running, jumping, climbing trees, growing food, planting kind of person. Nope. That sounds like hard work.

Lisa said...

LOL! That's one dangerous-looking criminal. Glad he's off the streets. He's got a little 1920s ganster look about him with the fedora. What a great prank. :-)