Wardrobe Decisions: Flash or a Habit?

Before he left to rob a bank, do you think the guy below held up two possible outfits and said to his significant other:

What do you think, doll?

Should I go with a red and yellow Flash superhero look and emphasize my slender waistline? 

Or, maybe this habit is a better choice as it contrasts my blue eyes--right?  



Unfortunately for the accused armed robber, Kyle Robert Richard, he was arrested a short time later after a witness recorded the license tag of his get-away car.

Perhaps, Mr. Richard should have gone as the Flash and then used elite running skills to flee the scene.

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Have a good weekend everyone.

10 comments:

Sorta Southern Single Mom said...

You do find the most interesting things to post! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

Pat Hatt said...

haha take all the time to pick is wardrobe but uses his own car with his own license plate. At least they make it easy to get caught

lisa said...

Sometimes you just can't explain felony stupid. I wonder if the juxtaposition of robbing the store as a nun was lost on him.

messymimi said...

If he'd been thinking (which by the fact that he makes his living by robbery he obviously does not think on a regular basis), he would have gone as a cloistered nun -- they cover their faces in public, too.

Stephanie Faris said...

Maybe he robbed a costume store just before he headed to the convenience store...

Brian Miller said...

ha. if he was a conscientious robber, he would know the hoodies with zip up faces are in this season...smiles.

Secret Agent Woman said...

Maybe he was just in the habit of dressing that way. (har har)

Maxi said...

Ya just can't fix stupid.
blessings ~ maxi

Bob G. said...

Slamdunk:
Oh, good lord...what are these loons thinking...?

Strike that, they obviously ARE NOT (thinking, that is)...LOL.

Stay safe out there.

terri said...

I'd say this guy's probably made a habit of making poor decisions. :-)